Rambling & Ranting from ShayShayLaFunk

your band sux, unless the devil's your roadie by RoxyMoron http://afropunk.ning.com/profiles/blogs/your-band-sux-unless-the  ____________________________________________   Dear (enter chosen suck ass band here), u can't hide behind fireworks, groupies, spiky hair, tattoos and pro tools for long... we'll all realize how much your band sux when the smoke and mirrors are cleared from the stage... punk rock for the masses, heavy metal for the weak, rock and roll for the money... a fucking hodgepodge of deuche baggery... music owned by big business... a musician's heart left on the corner w a cup and a sign "will beat for a sick guitar riff" music has had some bad plastic surgery.... went in for a face life and left w the idea that music is "cool" and not soulful... paid for a tummy tuck and left w the understanding that a lip piercing makes u a star... a boob job turned tragically into a mass media cesspool... someone struck a wicked deal w th...